10 Ways You Know Your Pets Control Your Life
1. You accept that the last bite of your food will always go to them.
2. You sing to them constantly.
3. When you come home after having been away for a while, you are most excited to see them over anyone else.
4. They eat better than you most days.
5. You spend all your money on them.
6. You’re positive they are the only ones who really understand you.
7. If they don’t like someone who comes over, you decide you don’t like them either.
8. You’ll stay home from work to look after them if they’re sick.
9. Whenever you go out, you tell them where you are going, when you’ll be back and you remind them that you love them.
10. When they climb into bed with you, you will stay in bed and end up running late just because they seemed comfortable.